14 years ago -- before barrel rolls, boosts, and Bowie -- my introduction to Star Fox 64 came in the form of a VHS tape Nintendo sent to my house. Above are its contents.

Today, a remake of Star Fox 64 releases in North America and Europe for the 3DS. Its commercial is downright understated in comparison, but if you're planning on picking it up this weekend, please observe a moment of silence for the plush toy Mario that suffered to protect the secrets of the Rumble Pak.