This is what you seen when you complete The Lost World: Jurassic Park for the PSone and Sega Saturn, based upon the movie of the same name obviously.

The thing is, he plays no actual role in the game. So it's not like the above was the result of a long stretch of shooting, in which Jeff Goldblum is loopy or cranky. The producers specifically got one of the film's stars to make a surprise appearance, and what does he do? Insults the player.

Perhaps that was the plan all along, but I like to pretend that it was something Goldblum came up on the spot. Either for the first take, or 200th. It also points towards a knack of comedy that I would only discover later on, via his appearance on Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job.

Bonus points for the graphics that opens the clip up, i.e. what people in 1997 thought video emails should look like.

[via Reddit]