I would've posted this yesterday if I had been briefed in advance of it being Talk Like A Pirate Day, but it's still Talk Like A Pirate Day somewhere in the world, dammit, so here we are.

Pirates is a wholly competent Cabal clone made by obscure Spanish developer NIX. Released in arcades in 1994, it's perhaps most notable for its triumphant cry of "PIRATES!" at the title screen, and whenever a player inserts a coin. Unfortunately, the drunken delivery makes it sound more like "PIEASS," thus the title of this video, recorded by arcade oddity connoisseur BBH.

A full playthrough is here, if you're interested in seeing such a thing. The intro and between-level cutscenes are not to be missed.