Perhaps you spend a lot of time thinking about how great RoboCop is. You've seen all of the movies and every episode of the animated series. You make regular pilgrimage to the Branson Auto Museum and pray to RoboCop's Ford Taurus. Maybe you find yourself staring at your pudgy Xbox Live avatar, wishing that it was a tiny RoboCop instead.

Well, friend, have I got news for you. Starting August 25th, you'll be able to make your avatar more closely resemble everyone's favorite cyborg, for a price. If you want to be more subtle about it, you may instead opt an OCP shirt, or a slogan tee that reads "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

The best RoboCop-related addition to the Avatar Marketplace, though, is a tiny remote-controlled ED-209, which I can only assume will ruthlessly murder every other avatar on your dashboard. Ah, if only. Even without the murder, though, it's probably a better purchase than those Jersey Shore abs.

[via Joystiq]