That's a headline I've long been prepared to write, but regardless, I was still praying that this day would never arrive. It should come as no surprise that double-platinum rapper and noted butt-liker Sir Mix-a-Lot has targeted Gamasutra editor-in-chief Kris Graft in a promotional video for his Facebook game Mix-N-Match with Sir Mix A-Lot.

Graft instigated the conflict with this tweet, which laid the groundwork for Mix-a-Lot's shocking revelation above. Sir Mix-a-Lot's announcement expands Graft's robust baby catalog, which to date includes two human babies and one e-mail baby.