YouTube uploader DirtFilledCoffin posted this cringe-filled collection of the 50 worst video game one-liners, dialogues, and monologues (in his opinion). Though he probably could have gotten away with filling the video with just audio scenes from the Resident Evil series, he pulled from a variety of sources from Cooking Mama to Mega Man 8.

Of course, a lot of the clips can be blamed on the awful scripts they're based on, like this conversation from WinBack (03:23):

Guy 1: "I guess that means we can forget about using the elevator."

Guy 2: "Maybe not! Tom left a message. He wrote it on the floor in his own blood!"

Guy 1: "In his blood? Way to go, kid!"

My favorite from the bunch is from PC Engine/TurboGrafx16 Super CD's Valis III (skip to 04:18), which sounds like the inexperienced voice actor is reciting his lines as he reads them from the game's script. I need to dig this up (along with dozens of other PCE titles) just to hear all of this game's clips.

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