Along with its dubious Top 25 Dreamcast Games list last week, IGN posted this new Mega64 video (originally shown at PAX), an entertaining four-and-a-half minute crime fiction tale that puts a pair of detective on the trail of a missing console as they investigate bold women, backstabbers, and Sega fanboys.

Even while parodying the film noir genre, the comedy skit crew aptly pay homage to the 10-year-old system while lamenting its death: "She was right. How did such a young and beautiful console die so quick? All the features were there. The world just wasn't ready."

[Via Sega Nerds]