If you love Keyboard Cat, specifically the meme's 8-bit rendition by Jude Buffum, I'm sure you are overjoyed to find out that someone has finally developed a way for you to take the feline pianist's image with you wherever you go. Yes, you, too, can wear a shirt of a cat wearing a shirt.

Did you witness your friend trip over a crack in the sidewalk and fall flat on his face? Make sure to smile and stand over him, chest puffed out and hands at your hips, so everyone can admire your foresight in bringing this online phenomenon to the real world.

Did you walk into your girlfriend's bedroom only to find her making out with your best friend? Give them a wink and gesture towards the judging cat on your shirt. Did your parents just admit that they're getting a divorce, and it's all your fault? Imagine their reaction when you unzip your jacket and start humming that famous tune.

Play them off, Keyboard Cat shirt guy. Play them all off until that ache in your heart subsides, and everything that ever hurt is forgotten.