Joe Shephard's Facebook page, imagined and mocked up by Penny Arcade forumer TychoCelchuuu, is predictable but nonetheless hilarious.

The faux profile page tracks the default Mass Effect player character online life with a friends list featuring familiar faces from the game, and even a terribly typed Wall message left by a blue-skinned fling.

You can load the full page here. I love the game referencing ads in the sidebar and the super corny personal message just above the Info section.