Even in slimming black, it probably isn't a good look to wear a shirt with huge red sans-serif text yelling in all-caps, "Warning," "Huge Battleship," and "Approaching Fast." If you're a fan of shoot'em-up Darius, though, specifically of its King Fossil boss, perhaps you will be willing to make concessions for this shirt.

If not, Taito also has two other more sensible shirts for its cuter characters, Bub and Bonner (aka Drunk, Willy Whistle), from the Bubble Bobble series. The three cotton shirts, available only in Large and priced at $30 (¥3045) each, will be sold in stores later this month in Japan.