The 50 Weirdest Moments In PC Gaming
June 3, 2007 9:30 AM | Simon Carless
UK games and tech journo Richard Cobbett has posted to his blog pointing out some new self-penned goodness: "Time for a new addition to the Article Library - the Cirque du Strange (aka The 50 Weirdest Moments In PC Gaming). I actually wrote this one [for PC Gamer UK] about a year ago... and now it’s online, containing such stories as the time Lara Croft met a SWAT team in real life, the Unrighteous Bible of the gaming world, the naughtiest tattoo ever, some of the weirdest names in gaming, and a couple of its lamest puzzles."
A couple of highlights, perhaps: "There’s a big market for glitched Bibles, such as the Unrighteous Bible of 1653, which asked ‘Know ye not that the unrighteous shall inherit the Earth’. Not a million miles from the Caesar III manual, which on page 210 described the Medium Statue you can buy for your city as ‘Administration; Prosperity rating up to 75%.what the hell is this shit”. And you thought it was only you that got confused."
Also, and I think this write-up is phrased better than the actual event: "One of the many beautiful moments in Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines - picking the insane Malkavian clan for your character completely changes the game’s dialogue into a mix of psychotic dementia and lucid insight far beyond the other possible character choices. It even afflicts your pet ghoul, a college girl called Heather, who takes to your blood like the finest drug, until the two of you are nattering like true psychotics, and the world is that much crazier."
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9 Comments
I tracked down and snagged a PDF of the Caesar III manual, but it looks like it was post-fix :(
Sadly, I remember hearing about the Sim Copter bruhaha but never got a chance to see it. Guess I should have picked up the game back when it came out and before the doodie hit the fan. :(
Maybe one of these days someone will YouTube it.
RoushiMSX | June 3, 2007 6:39 PM
It mentions Jeff Minter, so it is good by default!
John H. | June 3, 2007 7:33 PM
I have the Caesar III box and printed manual, but it doesn't say that on 210 or anywhere else. I received my copy when the game first came out, so I don't believe it ever said that.
SomeGuy | June 3, 2007 11:19 PM
At least one version did. I scanned that picture in straight from a copy of my own manual - one that I'm holding in my hand right now. If you want a pic from a different angle or similar, let me know - happy to oblige ;-)
Richard | June 3, 2007 11:34 PM
Also, my friend Reed, who started GameTab.com, worked at Impressions and remembered when this happened. Apparently the guy who wrote that was just a LITTLE bit nervous when everyone found out.
simonc | June 4, 2007 6:10 AM
yeah, my Caesar III manual has this as well, I'd love to know what he was writing about.
Tom | June 24, 2007 12:08 PM
lmao i just typed into google "What the hell is this shit" caesar 3 manual to find this. when i got caesar 3 i was about 5 and i looked through the manual. when i seen that it upset me, but looking back its funny as hell
conor s | December 1, 2008 11:03 AM
the guy was sitting and was about to describe the Medium statue, but, he's wife left him last night soo hes pissed, soo he starts out whit the normal stuff, but then hes rage overtakes and he looks at the statuediscription and says: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT??!! and then he writes it in to the book in rage and thats it ^^
Stargate_Nerd | July 1, 2009 1:12 AM
I bought the $old out version and it has this on the manual thats on the CD lmao
Had to read it twice..
Richy | October 25, 2009 2:12 PM