Retro Round-Up Courtmartials G.I. Joe
Well, time to link to the latest Retro Round-Up at 1UP again, because it's just that time of the week and we're just that kind of retro-loving old nostalgia geeks. Sadly.
There's the obvious Virtual Console reviews and shenanigans, thumbs down-ing Legend Of Kage, and noting of Donkey Kong Country: "A shallow and derivative platformer that was bland a decade ago and hasn't improved with age... It's no Mario, but it's charming enough in its own clumsy way." My wife is a major, major fan of this game, incidentally, mainly for the nostalgia value, so we've downloaded it already and she's shaming me by pointing out things to do in the first level that I have no clue about.
[Oh, Lazyweb feature request, 1UP - one big page with all the Virtual Console reviews listed alphabetically? I needed that the other night when I was puzzling on how to spend my remaining Wii points, and sassy capsule reviews are a great way to Siskel and Ebert your way through download choices.]
But the highlight of Retro Round-Up for me is, once again, the Retronauts Bonus Stage video, in which the G.I. Joe series of games are deconstructed, and there's swearing, and knowledge of Cobra Strike for the 2600, and these are two things that I have very little damn knowledge of. So really - bring your Snake Eyes lust here, and worship at St. Joe's altar - 22,000 other people have, thus far.









Comments
We have a Retro Roundup hub in the works... it should be ready next week. With a shiny sidebar that serves as a quick ratings reference guide.
Also, per your request, Bonus Stage videos will now be closer to 10 minutes in length than 5. Well, your request and many others'.
Posted by: parish | February 22, 2007 2:34 PM
thumbs-downing kage?
kids today.
Posted by: dessgeega | February 22, 2007 5:44 PM
Sorry dessgeega, I happen to agree with 1UP about Legend of Kage, it's a very annoying game.)
Anyway, it would have been nice, Mr. 1UP Guy, if your reviewer had gone into detail about *why* Legend of Kage was so bad. Oh well, I'll fill in the blanks:
The fact that the main character can jump so high into the air that the screen has to scroll pretty far to keep up might sound cool, in a Crouching Tiger kind of way, but you can't change your direction until you touch ground again, enemies emerge from the side of the screen almost before you can react, and there's just not much game there, when it comes to it.
Don't mention it.
Posted by: John H. | February 23, 2007 12:26 AM