http://www.gamesetwatch.com/fmoped.jpg Oh, Konami, what hast thou wrought? The 'Show Us Your Frogger' contest, that's what, and it's really nothing like it sounds.

A helpful email explains: "Calling all Frogger fans! To help us celebrate Frogger's 25th Anniversary, we want to see your inner Frog. Send us a photo of yourself doing or wearing something that represents Frogger to be entered to win a Frogger scooter and helmet."

Wait, there's more: "Entries will be posted for voting on the Frogger 25th Anniversary site during the six weeks beginning on September 11th. Weekly winners will face off against each other in a final vote to determine who will win the Grand Prize package." However, it's worth noting, in the official rules: "Any entries that are deemed in poor taste (for example, those featuring nudity, foul language or crude gestures) will be disqualified."

Nudity aside, how are the majority of the entries into this competition not going to involve breaking multiple road safety rules? I guess maybe if they involve taunting crocodiles or breaking your ankle on a log? We love you Konami, but this can only end in tears. [We got the email too, but thanks to SiliconEra for the moped pic!]